GOOOOOOOOAL

So just like us, you probably cheer so loudly that the next city can hear you when your favourite team scores a goal. But when you cheer you probably don't thank the potatoes like we do. Why do we thank the potatoes? Well, because potatoes are a soccer player's best friend. They think of them as good luck charms because they're round like a soccer ball but not so perfectly round to represent that no soccer games are perfect and they will face troubles but that does not mean they should give up. Many soccer players keep potatoes in their rooms, some have it in with their equipment, those who have a harder time accessing potatoes have pictures of potatoes on their phones, and some even eat them before practices and the game (we highly recommend that you don't do this because even though you think you are becoming one with the potato, you're really just upsetting potatoes so they might decide to not help positively influence you to win the game). Unfortunately, there are also many soccer players that decide to practice by using potatoes as soccer balls, believing that if they use potatoes they will have an easier time playing with the soccer balls because potatoes are not perfectly shaped, making them more challenging and thus using soccer balls later on will be so easy. This makes the potatoes upset like when they are eaten. Please don't upset potatoes they're only trying to help. They don't deserve abuse.

And so that's why we thank the potatoes everytime our favourite team scores a GOOOOOOOAL.

 Tell us who you want the potatoes to help win the World Cup through email, Twitter, or Tumblr!

what will potatoes be like in 100 years?

So you've all heard of the evolutionary theory right? Like the one by Charles Darwin? Anyway, we've been thinking...Do potatoes evolve over time just like what some people believe about humans? Do the potatoes right now look like how they once did 100 years ago? Will potatoes still look the same in 100 years? Will their taste change? Hopefully they don't because potatoes are perfect the way they are right now. They can't get any better...right? Well, it's not bad if they can get better, we would just be sad that the potato half of us isn't the best type of potato that there is. It's okay as long as potatoes do not get worse. We don't want anyone to be ashamed of potatoes ever. Hopefully there will still be a great variety of them and all will be equally lovable.

We found a picture of something that might help us answer all these potato questions. We need to find it first though.


We hope that this gets you thinking about potatoes because we can't stop thinking about potatoes and it's nice to question things every now and then.

We are extremely sorry for forgetting to post so often. It's just that we've been busy, busy potatoes.

FRYDAY

Hello! We are so so so so so sorry we did left you all alone last friday. This is a horrible excuse but we forget because we were so tired from investigating "fryday friday". Please don't hate us we love you to all the potato farms and back.

So since we owe you, we're going to tell you about our discoveries regarding "fryday friday".
Many potatoes have started a trend called "fryday friday". So every friday potatoes commemorate the ones they lost to being fried. Several potatoes like to go to places where potatoes are fried and rescue some unlucky potatoes from being fried then sold. This is very dangerous though so not too many like to partake in it. It is more common to see potatoes frying whatever they can find. This symbolizes how potatoes are not weak for being fried since anything can be fried it just so happens that many prefer to fry potatoes. There are also a very few that slightly fry themselves so that they remember not to let anything get to their head because they too can be fried whenever.

We still haven't found out who started "fryday friday" or what made him/her to decide to suddenly start "fryday friday". But don't worry, once we find out, you'll be the first to know.

Today is "fryday friday" and to commemorate it, we refrained from eating any fried foods. It isn't really easy to participate in this since we're half humans and this is the best thing we could think of. If you have better ideas, please do tell us! Maybe by participating in this we'll find out more about it.

Anyways, have a great fryday friday everyone! STAY FABULOUS EVEN THOUGH WE WEREN'T SO FABULOUS WHEN WE FORGOT ABOUT LAST WEEK

ZZZZzzzzzzz......

Hello! 

So as you fellow beings know, there are many parallels to the life of humans and the life of potatoes. We know you already know a bunch so here's another one to add to the list: Sleeping Habits

Like humans, not all potatoes sleep the same way although there many recommendations to allow for optimal health. Potatoes that are sleep experts, many having a background as a couch potato, believe that the sleep needed depends on the type of potato you are. Here are the sleeping guidelines from a potato sleep expert: 

Baby Potatoes..........................................24 hours/day

Potatoes at that young awkward age........12 hours/day

Teenage Potatoes.....................................15 hours/day

 Young Adult Potatoes...............................11 hours/day

Middle Aged Potatoes................................12 hours/day

Oh  Great Elder Potatoes............................13.5 hours/day

These are recommendations so that potatoes stay healthy.  Of course, eating properly and doing enough physical and mental activities also help a lot. The amount of sleep needed may vary depending on the needs of the potatoes; these are just general guidelines.

Sleep well everyone! 

SORRY SORRY SORRY

SORRY SORRY SORRY

HERE ARE SOME PICTURES TO SHOW YOU HOW SORRY WE ARE














PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY WE ARE SO SORRY
PLEASE DON'T DISOWN US

the beloved king poh-tah-toh

Hello there potatoes! 

Remember King Poh-tah-toh? Well if you don't, he happens to be our pet horse. We haven't really talked about him so I guess it's time you get to know about hid highness. 

Here's his bio which we found on a potato website and it's really accurate so we're a bit scared for King Poh-tah-toh's life since he obviously has a stalker: 

Name: King Poh-tah-toh

Species: Half potato-Half horse

Birthday: February 30th (yes, there's no more February 30th so as you can see, he's really old but he has a secret potato super power that makes him look young)

Favourite colour: Brown

Favourite food: Frozen yogurt 

Favourite Quote: "Neigh neigh potaneigh toneigh" -himself

Likes: Potato-loving creatures

Dislikes: Potato-hating creatures

Bestfriends: Camille, Gabriela, and a sock puppet named Steve

Enemies: No one because hate makes the world an unhappy place

Hobbies: Taking long runs on the farm, protecting the potatoes, dancing to potato songs (see "Jamming to potatoes" for more information), bathing using his favourite shampoo which is: 

Yay you now know more about our pet horse King Poh-tah-toh!!!!!!!! We'd love to know about your pets so introduce them to us :D 

Q&A

We got a few random questions so we shall answer them.

1) Anon: what is your favourite potato?

Gab: I like all potatoes. They all have something different and potatoes dont have favourites sorry.
Cam: I like those ordinary potatoes. Not the sweet ones or baby ones or anything fancy. Fries Potato

2) Anon: is there potato royalty?

Not since they removed the 31st of February

3) Jay: Why do potatoes have those tentacles?

Those tentacles are known as roots and they grow when potatoes go through puberty. (You can see more http://lepotatoes.blogspot.ca/2013/06/awkwaaaaard.html )

4) Jay: Why is the sky potato?

Potatoes surround the Earth to protect it so the sky is potato. They keep their homes safe.

5) strawberry cupcake: what is a potatoes favourite colour?

Potatoes really like the colour brown. Brown is the colour of the year every year, it NEVER goes out of style. Potatoes have brown clothes, furniture, skin, hair, movies, food, etc. (Im brown da boo di da boo da *sung to the melody from "Im blue").

6) potato hunter: where are you hiding?

That would ruin our game of hide-n-seek so we aren't telling. It's a secret.

7) random questions: WHAT?

what?

8)selfie: what do you look like?

If we told you, someone *coughcough*potato hunter*coughcough* might find us and than we will be in BIIIIIG trouble.


If you want to learn more about potatoes or us leave a question in the comments or twitter.