some deep things

Hi! Today we have decided to share you with some quotes that we love. We hope that these help you reflect on yourselves. Beware: Some can be quite deep.

"Once upon a potato..."

"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."

"On Wednesdays we wear brown" (please please please tell us you see the mean girls reference)

"Sometimes...you just need to walk your potato"

"Often I Wish I Were

a potato.

Eyes opened

in all directions.

Unafraid 

of the cold earth.

The difference

between life and death

for somebody."

"Normal people:

Hey sexaaay ;)

Me:

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato"

"What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow."

"5 rules for happiness:

1)free your potato from hatred

2)free your potato from worries

3)live simply

4)grow more

5)export less"

"Reading 1 book is like eating 1 potato chip"

"I wasnt that drunk last night."

"Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story"