FRYDAY

Hello! We are so so so so so sorry we did left you all alone last friday. This is a horrible excuse but we forget because we were so tired from investigating "fryday friday". Please don't hate us we love you to all the potato farms and back.

So since we owe you, we're going to tell you about our discoveries regarding "fryday friday".
Many potatoes have started a trend called "fryday friday". So every friday potatoes commemorate the ones they lost to being fried. Several potatoes like to go to places where potatoes are fried and rescue some unlucky potatoes from being fried then sold. This is very dangerous though so not too many like to partake in it. It is more common to see potatoes frying whatever they can find. This symbolizes how potatoes are not weak for being fried since anything can be fried it just so happens that many prefer to fry potatoes. There are also a very few that slightly fry themselves so that they remember not to let anything get to their head because they too can be fried whenever.

We still haven't found out who started "fryday friday" or what made him/her to decide to suddenly start "fryday friday". But don't worry, once we find out, you'll be the first to know.

Today is "fryday friday" and to commemorate it, we refrained from eating any fried foods. It isn't really easy to participate in this since we're half humans and this is the best thing we could think of. If you have better ideas, please do tell us! Maybe by participating in this we'll find out more about it.

Anyways, have a great fryday friday everyone! STAY FABULOUS EVEN THOUGH WE WEREN'T SO FABULOUS WHEN WE FORGOT ABOUT LAST WEEK

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Hello! 

So as you fellow beings know, there are many parallels to the life of humans and the life of potatoes. We know you already know a bunch so here's another one to add to the list: Sleeping Habits

Like humans, not all potatoes sleep the same way although there many recommendations to allow for optimal health. Potatoes that are sleep experts, many having a background as a couch potato, believe that the sleep needed depends on the type of potato you are. Here are the sleeping guidelines from a potato sleep expert: 

Baby Potatoes..........................................24 hours/day

Potatoes at that young awkward age........12 hours/day

Teenage Potatoes.....................................15 hours/day

 Young Adult Potatoes...............................11 hours/day

Middle Aged Potatoes................................12 hours/day

Oh  Great Elder Potatoes............................13.5 hours/day

These are recommendations so that potatoes stay healthy.  Of course, eating properly and doing enough physical and mental activities also help a lot. The amount of sleep needed may vary depending on the needs of the potatoes; these are just general guidelines.

Sleep well everyone!