As you may have noticed we tend to refer to ourselves as potatoes quite a bit. We don't have a good reason for this as it just happened. This is a VERY IMPORTANT blob*! This blob is about the abuse and harm that potatoes go through.
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In a lovely little farm, there is a field. In this field lives a large colony of potatoes. They live peacefully in the field. However when harvest season comes around the potatoes start to panic! This is every potatoes nightmare. During harvest season potatoes get taken from their homes and families. That's not bad, they are lucky to still be alive. Once they manage to escape from their kidnappers they potatoes continue their dark journey. Getting away was easy. Now they arrive at their foster homes and they are either sent for surgery or they risk their lives and stay as they are.
The ones that get surgery.
Surgery isn't done by choice, they get forced into it. The process involves skinning, cutting, chopping, slicing, etc. After the surgery the potato is disguised. They're name gets changed to something fancy like Chips or Fries. Now the potatoes have a new look and life is good, right? No! This isn't where the journey ends. Again this isn't the worst part, they're still alive. The foster family soon gets tired of the potatoes and send them away. The potatoes get wrapped up and sent to stores where they are purchased by humans. These humans either eat them like they are (Chips or cooked Fries, etc) or they take the potatoes to their home and cook them there and eat them (frozen Fries, etc).
The life riskers.
They stay as they are. They are quite lucky. However their foster family gets rid of them quite fast. The foster family doesn't like them. Again these guys are separated from the new friends they made and are sent to the stores. Humans come in again and take the potatoes home. Here is where the torture begins! Humans torture the potatoes. They shave, cut, chop, and more. These potatoes cry in pain but they aren't heard. Once their torture is done they don't look the same any more. They are now mimicked to look like the Fries and Chips who undergo professional surgery. The torture doesn't end here. After the humans get tired of physically tormenting the potatoes they will stick them into pots or deep fryers or pans and cook them up. The pain to tremendous. (The ones in pots are later mashed.) Once they are done with this stage of torture, potatoes are placed on plates and eaten by the humans.
As you can see we are murderers! We kill the potatoes just to satisfy ourselves.
We feel the worst though. Not only are we murderers, we are also cannibals. We eat our fellow potatoes. We shouldn't be allowed to live on this earth any more! Take us away! Save the potatoes from being eaten by their own.
blob* - also known as a blog
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We do hope you realize this is just some crazy idea and that we aren't mental. We are doing this just for fun. Please don't track us down and lock us up.
