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the beloved king poh-tah-toh

Hello there potatoes! 

Remember King Poh-tah-toh? Well if you don't, he happens to be our pet horse. We haven't really talked about him so I guess it's time you get to know about hid highness. 

Here's his bio which we found on a potato website and it's really accurate so we're a bit scared for King Poh-tah-toh's life since he obviously has a stalker: 

Name: King Poh-tah-toh

Species: Half potato-Half horse

Birthday: February 30th (yes, there's no more February 30th so as you can see, he's really old but he has a secret potato super power that makes him look young)

Favourite colour: Brown

Favourite food: Frozen yogurt 

Favourite Quote: "Neigh neigh potaneigh toneigh" -himself

Likes: Potato-loving creatures

Dislikes: Potato-hating creatures

Bestfriends: Camille, Gabriela, and a sock puppet named Steve

Enemies: No one because hate makes the world an unhappy place

Hobbies: Taking long runs on the farm, protecting the potatoes, dancing to potato songs (see "Jamming to potatoes" for more information), bathing using his favourite shampoo which is: 

Yay you now know more about our pet horse King Poh-tah-toh!!!!!!!! We'd love to know about your pets so introduce them to us :D 

Q&A

We got a few random questions so we shall answer them.

1) Anon: what is your favourite potato?

Gab: I like all potatoes. They all have something different and potatoes dont have favourites sorry.
Cam: I like those ordinary potatoes. Not the sweet ones or baby ones or anything fancy. Fries Potato

2) Anon: is there potato royalty?

Not since they removed the 31st of February

3) Jay: Why do potatoes have those tentacles?

Those tentacles are known as roots and they grow when potatoes go through puberty. (You can see more http://lepotatoes.blogspot.ca/2013/06/awkwaaaaard.html )

4) Jay: Why is the sky potato?

Potatoes surround the Earth to protect it so the sky is potato. They keep their homes safe.

5) strawberry cupcake: what is a potatoes favourite colour?

Potatoes really like the colour brown. Brown is the colour of the year every year, it NEVER goes out of style. Potatoes have brown clothes, furniture, skin, hair, movies, food, etc. (Im brown da boo di da boo da *sung to the melody from "Im blue").

6) potato hunter: where are you hiding?

That would ruin our game of hide-n-seek so we aren't telling. It's a secret.

7) random questions: WHAT?

what?

8)selfie: what do you look like?

If we told you, someone *coughcough*potato hunter*coughcough* might find us and than we will be in BIIIIIG trouble.


If you want to learn more about potatoes or us leave a question in the comments or twitter.

the season after winter

That season would be spring.

It's been spring for about  weeks now and it's only starting to feel like it now. It's great that it's finally starting to warm up because potatoes are not enjoying the cold weather at all. Potatoes tend to freeze and so they look like those vegetables in the frozen food aisle of the grocery store and that offends them because it's a shame to make potatoes less beautiful by putting them in plastic bags, unable to showcase each of their unique beauty. Fortunately, it's now rain falling from the sky rather than snow which is great for potatoes because as the saying goes, "April showers bring May flowers (and baby potatoes)".  Baby potatoes are always exciting because you never know when they'll pop out and how they'll look like. It's always a surprise because you might think that it's a flower growing then suddenly a baby potato appears, as baby potatoes may sometimes appear in unusual places. We absolutely love seeing their birth in a garden because it looks so dramatic with all the colourful flowers around it, acting like a bed for the potato. The birth of baby potatoes also add to the many things celebrated during the spring. Unfortunately, spring is also a time for cleaning and couch potatoes hate this. They must make sure that everything looks nice so that those vegetables that grow in the spring will feel welcomed. This season is also when many animals come back or out of where they stayed safe during the winter. This means that life for potatoes become more dangerous because they have to worry about being eaten. There are also those humans that find baby potatoes really adorable that they must look out for because those humans tend to keep the potatoes for themselves. Spring also means that summer is getting closer and that means that school is almost over, yay!


How do you like spring?
Tell us all those feelings regarding this season that you've kept bottled up inside all this time, we're very good listeners.
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