Potatoes are concert addicts

We don't know if you've heard but, we potatoes absolutely love concerts! Potato concerts are really similar to human concerts. Potato concerts can be indoor or outdoor but it is usually outdoor since everyone loves the big space and fresh air. Some potatoes can get really crazy and try to attack others in order to meet their idol so the security guards are really important. The security guards tend to be large, hard potatoes since they are more physically capable. Some fans are less aggressive and admire their idols by throwing soil at them. This may seem a bit strange but keep in mind that potatoes live in soil so it is used as kind of like confetti. Sometimes potatoes get lucky and are able to meet the potato they came to watch the concert of. When this happens, the fans usually ask for an autograph on their skin. This is because it is permanent so they can keep it forever. It becomes kind of like a tattoo. But it does suck for those who realize after a while that they don't really care about the potato that signed them anymore. Most potatoes spend a lot on concerts and merchandise. A popular item sold at concerts are t-shirts, these t-shirts are usually kept as a display since potatoes aren't always dressed up. So you see, there are many similarities and some differences between potato and human concerts. Since we are half potato half humans we have experienced both and they are both great  but we hope to one day attend a concert with just half potato half humans! 

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