Jokes on you

Yellow peeps! (ha ha see what we did there? No, okay that's cool.)

Today we have decided to make your day the best. Well actually we get guarantee that. Here's a few jokes about potatoes to brighten up your day.
Let's start with the most common one.

Q: Why did the potato cross the road
A: He saw a fork up ahead.


Now onto some other ones. 

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives? 
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled. 

Q: What do you call a potato that is never motivated, but are content to watch others? 
A: "Speck Tators"! 

Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: Small fry

Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato?
A: Anything to butter him up

"I yam, what I yam," said the sweet potato.

Q:A skin I have, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
A: A potato

Three girls were on the run from the cops – a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. During the subsequent high speed chase the red head spotted a potato farm and suggested that the girls should hide out there.
Once at the farm all three girls girls climbed into a potato sack. The cops came to the potato farm, looked around, but saw no sign of the girls. The sheriff started kicking potato sacks to see if maybe they were hiding.
The sheriff kicked the bag with the red head in it and she yelped “Bark Bark” so they thought it was a dog. He kicked another sack, this one with the brunette in it, and she said “Meow Meow” so they thought it was a cat. Finally, just as the sheriff was about to give up – he kicked one last bag, with the blonde inside, and heard “POTATO!”

Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which on is the prostitute?
A: The one with the sticker that says IDAHO

Okay those were bad. Sorry guys. But what can we do?
*We do not take any credit for coming up with these. We found them online.*









For those of you that are a little dirty minded, you might get this one. ;)
A guy and a girl potato chip walks into a nightclub. As they get a table the girl excuses herself to go to the restroom.
As the guy potato chip sits down and begins to order, another girl potato chip asks him…….
“Are you Herrs or are you Frito-Lay?”