GOOOOOOOOAL

So just like us, you probably cheer so loudly that the next city can hear you when your favourite team scores a goal. But when you cheer you probably don't thank the potatoes like we do. Why do we thank the potatoes? Well, because potatoes are a soccer player's best friend. They think of them as good luck charms because they're round like a soccer ball but not so perfectly round to represent that no soccer games are perfect and they will face troubles but that does not mean they should give up. Many soccer players keep potatoes in their rooms, some have it in with their equipment, those who have a harder time accessing potatoes have pictures of potatoes on their phones, and some even eat them before practices and the game (we highly recommend that you don't do this because even though you think you are becoming one with the potato, you're really just upsetting potatoes so they might decide to not help positively influence you to win the game). Unfortunately, there are also many soccer players that decide to practice by using potatoes as soccer balls, believing that if they use potatoes they will have an easier time playing with the soccer balls because potatoes are not perfectly shaped, making them more challenging and thus using soccer balls later on will be so easy. This makes the potatoes upset like when they are eaten. Please don't upset potatoes they're only trying to help. They don't deserve abuse.

And so that's why we thank the potatoes everytime our favourite team scores a GOOOOOOOAL.

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