It turns out our captors weren't humans either. (We are sorry for the humans whose feelings we hurt. We really didn't mean too.) Our captors revealed themselves before the war. They turned out to be our enemy, the carrots!!
Our history with carrots goes way back, like way way way back. You see we, potatoes, lived in harmony with carrots. But one day when all these factories and homes and stores started popping up, the carrots tried to kick us out of our homes. They called us fat and said we took up to much soil. They told us this everyday. But they didn't stop there. Oh no. They decided that since we wouldn't leave our land they would try to kill us. They didn't exactly attack us directly. No sir/ma'am! The carrots started to steal our food supplies and energy sources. Our water, sun and nutrient sources disappeared within a month. Slowly we started to die off, however we didn't just sit there and take it (even if we really wanted too). We fought back and it was a terrible war. We lost many potatoes that day. And ever since then potatoes and carrots have been enemies.
The carrots are getting smarter. It's already risky living life with humans but the carrots made themselves a threat when they potato-napped us. Carrots are evil! And you can help us defeat them! Whenever you have carrots in your house, eat them and slowly decrease their populations. Be careful, they will most likely fight back.
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