For those of you wondering if potatoes are dangerous creatures, the answer is no. Well, unless they are driving or flying. But which is more dangerous: flying potatoes or driving potatoes?
Flying potatoes are dangerous to a certain point. If the potato is only playing superhero, then he may jump off the couch or kitchen counter and the worst case scenario is that he might become a bruised potato. But if the potato is flying a plane that's another story. When a potato is flying a plane we suggest you run for your life or take cover. Potatoes aren't good at flying planes. It's all because they panic when they aren't touching the ground. But you can trust them when they are being launched...most of the time.
On the other hand a potato that's driving is quite dangerous too. When potatoes drive they tend to just throw a brick onto the gas pedal and just start driving. They run red lights and they never stop; well they stop...when they crash into something. They can't control the way that they are heading 'cause most of them don't have arms.
When you are on the road, we suggest that you watch the air and the road behind and ahead of you. Potatoes are very dare devilish so they will try to do outrageous things. So keep an eye out when you are travelling. Actually watch out all day and every day.
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