we're actually carrots in disguise we're sorry

Haha we're just kidding.
We would never ever be carrots. 
We hope that does not arouse any suspicion about our identity.
We just decided that in honour of almost April Fool's Day it's time for a pathetic joke :D 

SOOOOO ANYWAYS...we don' t know about you but  we're very busy (YAY FOR NOT BEING A COUCH POTATO) getting ready for Easter! We celebrate this every year and it is a very special event for many of us potatoes, of course not all of us celebrate this event, although the majority of those in our little community do. Time flies by so fast(like potatoes on a jetpack) when so many preparations have to be made! It can get quite frustrating but we try to keep as calm as we can after all the last super duper frustrated potato turned into a half cabbage half horse being (don't worry we'll tell you about that when you're ready to face it). On the bright side, planning for Easter wasn't made difficult by the carrots since we haven't heard from them yet, our guess is that they've either been also getting ready for Easter or they've been working very hard on a plan to destroy us potatoes... hopefully it's because of our first suspicion. Anyway, we're quite exhausted from today's work so we'll converse (you know you love that fancy word) with you again soon (we know you just can't stay away from us for too long ;) ) ! Happy Easter! We hope you spend lots of time with your loved ones (remember they're the only people who will still tolerate you after you steal what the Easter bunny gave them) and of course we hope that you enjoy egg hunting!